"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
-Woody Allen

Wine placements.  (Taken with instagram)

Wine placements. (Taken with instagram)

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

Lllllllladies!

Lllllllladies!

Rise of the Hypnobabies!

Rise of the Hypnobabies!

Laundry day, cat style. (Taken with instagram)

Laundry day, cat style. (Taken with instagram)

Oh no it’s happening again!

Oh no it’s happening again!

For any Windwardians who remember my high school nickname.

For any Windwardians who remember my high school nickname.

Under any other circumstances we’d say go ahead and kick the shit out of that dog. (Taken with instagram)

Under any other circumstances we’d say go ahead and kick the shit out of that dog. (Taken with instagram)

Man am I jealous. Unless those gorillas were studying that guy for the eventual Planet of the Apes-style takeover.

Soon. (Taken with instagram)

Soon. (Taken with instagram)