"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
-Woody Allen

vectorbelly:

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren’t fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

(via tylergfoster)

Source: vectorbelly

via temptingbliss

via temptingbliss

Source: temptingbliss

"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."

- A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via qodless)

(via thoughyouwishyouwerethewind)

Source: notclarissa

Cat napping. Serious business.

Cat napping. Serious business.

Orchid pre-bloom.

Orchid pre-bloom.

And a quick jaunt to Record Surplus nabbed me these four. #vinyl

And a quick jaunt to Record Surplus nabbed me these four. #vinyl

Part 2 #RecordStoreDay #vinyl

Part 2 #RecordStoreDay #vinyl

This is what happens when you trade in a bunch of movies to Amoeba on #RecordStoreDay. #vinyl

This is what happens when you trade in a bunch of movies to Amoeba on #RecordStoreDay. #vinyl

Celebrating a joyous occasion. @alanjvandyke

Celebrating a joyous occasion. @alanjvandyke

I’m sorry if the kids hold you in cool disregard; I know it’s hard… #vinyl

I’m sorry if the kids hold you in cool disregard; I know it’s hard… #vinyl